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A woman in the newsroom for Literally Any News Network is going hysterical. She is shouting on air, Did you GET it? The shooter was hearing VOICES! Yes. Just like the other 69 cases this week. Its not political that this country lies and mass oppresses. It's kitschy SCHIZOPHRENIA! Like in the movies. On the table is keys for a BMW and an expensive phone, and she is wearing expensive jewelry. The ticker reads - Breaking: rate of suicide rising in young adults - nobody can figure out why.